Kareoke will never be a sober sport
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
