turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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