Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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