Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
She announced her abortion via fbk
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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