You're completely useless in the revolution.
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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