No awkward lesbian experiences without me
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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