why didn't you poke me back
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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