Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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