Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
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