i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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