He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
being pregnant is like rehab
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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