Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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