Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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