That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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