im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
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