brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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