Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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