I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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