if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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