they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
Randomize
