ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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