They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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