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Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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