Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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