turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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