if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
Just puked most of my soul out..
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