Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
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