Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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