After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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