so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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