Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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