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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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