Is it normal to miss your booty call?
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
In other news, I just burned my penis
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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