I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
Randomize
