I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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