When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I am available for nakedness
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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