Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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