I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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