i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
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