Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
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