found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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