He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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