Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
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