is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
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