It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
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