just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
