I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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