My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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