Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Let's get the cat blown out
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
