I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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