I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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