she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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